This morning, I considered making this blog a group blog where any number of failed bloggers could come together to post crap. That way, you'd have a continuous stream of crap, which I know is what keeps the fans of this particular site running.
However then I thought to myself, "Self, the reason these bloggers failed is because they stopped writing crap, not because they ran out of crap to write. So really, it'd be a blog with five contributors who don't actually ever write anything, and that would be as worthless as it already is. You'd be better off creating a second blogger account for yourself under a different name and then posting fake arguments with your alter-ego. You could create an identity called 'The Mrs.' and really go to town, and no one would ever know, dullard that they are."
But it's a major pain-in-the-ass to create another blogger account. Plus, The Mrs. is not known for her sense of humor. I'd probably have to call it "Angry Thespian."
2 comments:
WIll the real Angry Thespian please stand up?
This sounds like a good plan. A blog no one visits. Another opportunity to be a victim. Angry Thespian would love it.
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